On behalf of the illustrious Atheist Allies (AA), I am promoting the use of cloning to clone the genetic material of Christ himself. While Christian churches and organizations around the world may see this as unnecessary and offensive, I believe that with this objective in mind we will be able to develop the most advanced and comprehensive understand of cloning and genetics possible. If being like Christ is the highest objective for the everyday man, shouldn't creating an actual clone of Christ be the highest objective for a (Christian) scientist? This project will help us gain a basic understanding of cloning, because the groundwork of such an elaborate project would lay in the understanding of chromosomes and genetics. This understanding could then be used for gene therapy and the production of stem cells. After this ground foundation is laid, there is no where to go but up (towards Jesus)! We would start with more accurate and successful cloning of live animals (pandas, anyone? If we cloned them China wouldn't own them all!). We would then move to specimens with less viable DNA, such as stuffed Tasmanian Tigers, then onto Wooly Mammoths. Our first clone of a dead man would be a mummy, and then we would move to our ultimate goal, Christ! I mean, what are all of these sacred items doing in the basement of the Vatican anyways? Gaining dust! Let us put them to use with the best science we have!
To those who believe life is sacred, and that the groundwork necessary to make this project take off is morally wrong, let them be reminded that we are working to bring back to life the most sacred being! Not only will this project help us help other people, we will be resurrecting Jesus himself!
In conclusion, let science free itself of the confines of religion, and reach the lofty heights it is capable of.
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